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GROW YOUR OWN

MEAT

EVER WONDER WHY CHIK'N NUGGETS DON'T GROW ON TREES?

Or burritos in an orchard? Or pot pies on a quaint Vermont farm tended to by a golden retriever named Jack? No? Well, some really bored person on our marketing team does.

That’s why at Alpha, we’re setting out to prove that high-quality meat doesn’t have to come from animals pumped with more hormones than a grounded preteen.

You can grow it yourself with this seed kit that will bloom into all the delicious veggies that go into our plant-based products.

Is it dumb? Yes. Is it worth it? ...Probably not. We’re just doing this to prove the point that all of our products are made from all-natural plants. That’s show biz, baby!

GROW YOUR OWN
BURRITO VIP KIT

Take home a bundle of burrito joy and watch as your precious little baby grows into a strong, independent (and delicious) burrito. This kit has all of the seeds you need to become the burrito farmer you were always meant to be.

What you get:

  • Sunflower Seeds
  • Corn Seeds
  • Onion Seeds
  • Soy Seeds
  • Wheat Seeds
  • Green Pepper Seeds
  • Cayenne Pepper Seeds
  • Alpha Socks
  • Alpha Mug
  • Alpha Notebook
  • VIP "Status"

GROW YOUR OWN
CHIK’N NUGGETS VIP KIT

Ready to grow your own chik'n nuggets? Weird, but okay. This kit has everything you need to harvest the most delicious plant-based nuggets in all the land.

What you get:

  • Corn Seeds
  • Onion Seeds
  • Sunflower Seeds
  • Soy Seeds
  • Wheat Seeds
  • Garlic Cloves
  • Alpha Socks
  • Alpha Mug
  • Alpha Notebook
  • VIP "Status"

GROW YOUR OWN
POT PIE VIP KIT

You seem like someone who wants to grow some meat. Not in a weird way. But... still kind of in a weird way. Either way, you’re in the right place. This is the world’s first kit that lets you grow a pot pie out of a pot. Or out of the ground. But that doesn’t sound as good. What are you going to do, sue us?*

What you get:

  • Green Pepper Seeds
  • Onion Seeds
  • Garlic Cloves
  • Sunflower Seeds
  • Soy Seeds
  • Wheat Seeds
  • Tomato Seeds
  • Alpha Socks
  • Alpha Mug
  • Alpha Notebook
  • VIP "Status"

*Please don’t sue us.

*now Closed*

10 LUCKY MEAT FARMERS WILL WIN VIP SEED KITS!

These aren't your average meat-farming seed kits, mmkay? These special VIP kits contain limited-edition VIP SCHWAG — we're talkin' Alpha socks, an Alpha mug, and drumroll... an Alpha NOTEBOOK. You could use this notebook to annotate the painfully slow growth of your burrito seedlings. Or journal about your feelings. Whatever. Enter your information below, and you'll be entered to win a VIP Kit! And even if you don't win one, we'll still send you something less cool... in an email.

YOU COULD GROW THEM. OR YOU COULD JUST, Y'KNOW, BUY THEM. YOUR CALL.

Hit a button (any button) below to snag 30% off your first order.

Burrito lovers, rejoice! Get 12 delicious protein-packed burritos in 4 craveable flavors: Original Breakfast, Chik’n Fajita, Pizza, & Steakless Ranchero.

Winner, winner, chicken(less) dinner! Get 4 bags each of our best-selling Chik'n Nuggets & Crispy Chik'n Burgers.

Get dinner DONE in record time! Get 2 packs each of Chik'n Nuggets, Grilled Chik'n Strips, Crispy Chik'n Burgers & Original Beefy Crumble.